Invent This Please

Maybe I'm a fool for sharing my ideas for inventions with the world. Sure, maybe I'll be open to ridicule. And it's also possible (just not likely) that some jackass will read my blog (any of the three of you) and say, "Wow! What a great idea!" Then this person makes a million bucks off my idea and I never see a red cent.

Fine with me. I can handle the ridicule and I don't want the money. What I want is the product. I'd much rather supply the idea to someone and then PRESTO, six months later I could buy the product in the store. That beats the hell out of all the patents, investments, and marketing involved in creating and selling my invention.

So, someone, please invent "brie string cheese." I love brie, but I hate how inconvenient it is to eat. I dislike string cheese, but enjoy its convenience. You see where I'm going with this? The convenience of string cheese meets the luxury of brie. Someone invent this now! And while you're at it, an orange that peels as easily as a banana would be nice too.